Disagree With Us and We'll Call You Out for Supporting Slavery

Now that our leaders have taught us that opposing nationalized health care is supporting slavery, I think it's pretty clear that high school students should be taught that denying global warming is supporting slavery.  Come to think of it, opposing affirmative action and partial birth abortion is clearly supporting slavery. I might have difficulty persuading the Senate that rooting for the Yankees constitutes supporting slavery -- though that seems more pleasing to me than any of the other innuendos.